Description
Once upon a distant All Hallows Eve night, when the crisp fall night air showed one’s ghostly breath, a boy named Jack was out and about trick-or-treating. In the costume he donned it was warm and toasty. He had made the costume himself out of old moving boxes: He was a giant square pumpkin. Goofy, you say, eh? More like clever: Built into the costume were dozens of secret compartments that hid all sorts of precious candy from the mean teenaged bullies that roamed the neighborhood on Halloween night stealing all the candy from the smaller children.
"Fee Fi Foe, Fred! Even more humans to grind into candied bread."
"Fee! Fie! Foe! Fit! Go Suck and Air Biscuit!"
“And he can vaporize us all by breathing wildfire all over us.”
“King Boneheaderton the Turd sucks rotten Eggs!”
Best. Halloween. Ever!
I can't believe we pulled this off!
This is not how I recall the series of miscalculations occurring.... well, not in this order.
A most MARVELOUS adventure!





Be the first to review “Jack & the Halloween Stalk”